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Keeping Up with a Nympho-Cougar

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Falling short while with a woman much older than you is nothing less than shameful! For goodness sake, you’re a young man in your prime! (Well, maybe your “Second Prime”: we all know guys were given a bum-deal with a “First Prime” that rears its head at the age of twelve. Argh.)

Here are some handy tips to help keep you from looking like a fool:

Avoid getting too wasted. Wasted women can usually become long-lasting machines, but guys run the risk of limp-dick. Don’t get limp-dick around your cougar—she’ll toss you.

Work-out regularly. This’ll help you keep up with anyone, not just horny cougars. Common sense.

Don’t waste your cockspray watching porn. If you know you have a date coming up, impress her with a porno-worthy blast.

Although it might be natural for her to “lead” (note: even if she lies back and tells you to do all the work, that’s still her leading), if you show up prepared with something new, something she hasn’t (or together you haven’t) done before, that could throw her off just enough to eat out of your hands, so to speak.

Cockrings are awesome, and they work. Trouble is I’ve been with Cougars who are so turned on by cockrings that it only makes them (the Cougars) even crazier. Bit of a double-edge to that one. I suggest you keep the design simple, and plain. Avoid studs and/or diamonds. In a case like this, you’re only using it for practical purposes.

Never shy away from The “Do you like this?” Game. She knows what she likes, better than you do. If she barks out an order, obey it!

Satisfy her in every way possible before you address your own business. Not only will that ensure you don’t get kicked out on your ass, but when it’s finally her turn to deliver, you’ll be glad you were so generous.

Seem like too much work? You obviously haven’t dated a Cougar: she’ll be worth it.

RrraaaAAArrrr….

Also read: How to Be a Memorable Lover

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