I’m all about big beautiful cougars, fellas. I used to chase around those seemingly unattainable gorgeous skinny girls that overpopulate the nightclubs in my city. But this year, I’ve become a “chubby chaser” or to be politically correct, “fat-friendly.”
So you might ask – why big beautiful women?
Well, some of my friends have accused me of dating BBW cougars because I’m jealous and vain; they think that large or “less attractive” women won’t cheat on me and that I’ll always be the good-looking one in the relationship.
That may be true of other guys, but hell no! That’s not me.
Another friend suggested I might be insecure and that dating larger “less secure” cougar women makes me feel better about my own insecurities. Again. Hell no! Maybe I need new friends?
The Real Reasons I’m into BBW Cougars
BBW cougars are a whole lotta WOMAN. I emphasize woman because lately I look around, and all I see are cougars trying to look like twenty-something girls who try to look like skinny prepubescent boys. You follow?
I need a real woman, fellas. The cliché “something to hold on to” is true. Curves over broomsticks any day. The difference in lovemaking is off the charts! I can’t overstate this. So much to hold on to and play with.
In my experience, BBW Cougars are more secure than skinny vain cougars. I know it sounds off, but it’s true. Most large women have come to terms with their bounty and are quite proud of it. This results in way fewer inhibitions in bed.
A woman who is less concerned about her appearance and who is more interested in pleasing me is my pick any day of the week!
Do yourself a favor. On your next cougar hunt, don’t overlook that BBW cougar staring you down and licking her chops. It may be the time of your life!
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